TGIF

When I was a school-aged child, I couldn't wait for three o'clock so that I could be free to play as I wished. I would stare at the clock and fiercely will it to shuffle along its way. I should have been more careful as to what I wished for.

Now that I'm 40, my days flip by like the pages of a book left open in a storm. It's Monday. It's Friday. It's Monday again.

I drive in the dark and marvel at the natural wonders of the morning landscapes, both plain and mystic with their Navy blue sky, surreal moon and creeping, glow-eyed, nocturnal fauna that most people rarely experience.

I dream of pulling over, exiting my car, my life as it now exists, and giving myself over to the haunting call of the not-yet-dawn.

I fantasize about sneaking away from my carefully, yet precariously planned life, stacked like river rocks, in a blurry, secret agent-style departure, slipping away to a new, more exciting chapter that doesn't resemble this one at all. A bon vivant in Paris. An artist in the City with intense, creative friendships and long, compelling discussions and passionate arguments that last into the dawn and solve all the world's problems and dance around the most utterly frivolous nothings with equal reverence.

The longing is persistent and distracting. I fail to resolve two truths I feel in my heart: one, that I am leading a life unprecedentedly fortunate among those of my species, even in this "modern" age. A life full of love and family and ease and comfort and opportunity. The other, that life is short, too short to always choose the bird in the hand, that my brother died at what we consider a young age without finding a true love or a passionate pursuit, a fire into which he could willingly and joyously feed the fuel of his body, mind and time. What a sad prospect.

Turning forty has been a wondrous existential catastrophe. Fairly to the day of my life's anniversary, I was struck as if by a lighting bolt with an added dimension of perception. I felt like a hiker who had paused to look back at the mountain he had half-climbed, having only seen it from the start of his journey until now. How small the routes look from up here. How lucky I was to survive some scrapes in hindsight. But most of all the way the entire journey is cast in a different light in view of my experiences so far, throwing into doubt not only the routes I take next but the entirety of the goal itself!

One of the lessons I have learned is that I am never satisfied. Even as I near a goal (when I am persistent enough to have neared it, which is too rare), I am bewitched by other twinkling distractions, drawing me away and leaving me unfulfilled, my current prize nearly but not quite achieved.

And so when I look my mid-life crisis in the face, I am powerless to recognize it for what it is. Is it the gauzy Muse, screaming truth at me across the void, gesturing madly that I may listen and follow my true course in life? Or is it a fiendish siren song, a lovely, heart-rending beseeching that I would stray and guide my little ship away from calm seas and fair weather and onto the rocks, and lament my stupidity and loss as I slip beneath the waves?

I am wholly powerless to discriminate; I truly cannot tell the difference, and at times the agony of indecision is exquisite.

Don't be so glum - it's Friday!

It's a new year, and I'm off to a very mixed start, with positives and negatives coming from unexpected places. This is a good thing I guess, as at least it's not boring.

On the downside (so I can finish with the "ups"), my intentions to eat healthy and get more exercise have gone right in the shitter. The same habits and weaknesses and struggles with discipline don't give a dry fuck whether it's a new year, they just want what they want, and they're getting it. Hope springs eternal, where there's life there's hope, and tomorrow's another day. Three cliches oughtta do it. But obviously, I cling to the idea that I can always try again tomorrow, as long as there's another tomorrow in me.

On the other hand, comedy started January off with a big show in a big room in a new place, and not only did I do a pretty good job performing, I earned a little respect from my booker, I stretched and did more time than I'm used to and earned a little for myself. Best of all, I basked in the company and hospitality and dare-I-say-it love of some good friends while I was in their area. I haven't had a non-family member say "I missed you" and mean it in longer than I can remember.The effect was startling and warm. Wow, as a social misfit, you sometimes forget what you're missing, which is probably an excellent coping mechanism, and so for the best. Still, I was awash in the glow of genuine, unexpected affection. How do I show my appreciation for that, and pay it back in kind? I'm not good at that.

Also, I'm working on getting an open mike together in my area, hopefully strengthen my performing muscles. This has come along with a small but healthy breakthrough in my attitude towards performing, and I hope that I can capture this and develop it. These types of mental changes are mercurial, and can slip away if not acted upon, so we'll see how it goes.

Anyway, happy new year out there, people. It's looking like a good launch to a wobbly vessel on this year's journey. See you on the high seas!

Input is key

I have to take a moment and acknowledge some gratitude.

My wife bought me this wireless Bluetooth keyboard I asked for for Christmas, and I love love love it!

If you're wondering which model, it's an "iAccessory" jobber available on Amazon. I don't know that I would love another model more or less, I think I just love the ability to type into my iPhone.

I have hated the iPhone "virtual keyboard" since the moment I began using it. Given my predilection for text-based creativity, it may be partially to blame for the lack of new material on many fronts. I forced myself to sit down this morning and type a few words with it, and before I knew it, I'd banged out enough new material that I'm looking forward to going to my next comedy open mike, which has't happened in months!

I already have a laptop and sit in front of a keyboard at work all day, but those situations don't allow my brain to slip into the right gear for creating. With this new doo-hickey, I combine the finger-jamming ease of use of a full-sized keyboard with the portability, and "instant-on" flexibility of my iPhone, and i am able to steal the free time to work a few things out.

Bliss!

San Francisco

We went to Pier 39 in San Francisco yesterday, shopped the outdoor mall and had a good time. We took Michelle's nephew James along, and I'm glad we did. He's grown up with a good heart and strong sense of humor. Plus, he bought me a beer; that always helps.

We caught a street performance by a performer who worked juggling into a love-triangle skit. It was a little forced, but she was lively and charming enough. I tipped her a fiver, and I gave Brian a buck to tip her, too. Brian started out cranky, but she had won him over by the end.

We saw the seals, Brian and Michelle went on a cool Merry Go Round, and I got to eat a fantastic chocolate dessert crépe that Brian "shared" with me after swearing he didn't want one. That's ok, I pulled the same trick when he got an ice cream ten minutes later!

It was a beautiful day out.

Life + creativity = mixed results

It's the end of another week. It seems like that should mean something, but I'm not sure what that is.

As with all of my weekends of late, I try to make something of them, but my planning is almost entirely spur-of-the-moment, meaning very little of my weekend equals more than the sum of its parts. Without long- or medium-term planning, results remain basic and difficult to build upon.

I had this inspiration to restart my idea to create a podcast, and things started out okay. I had some online brainstorming sessions with a fellow comedy enthusiast, and one in-person meeting. We agreed on the basics, and I brought some ideas to the table I could feel good about.

While I had hoped to begin taping today, life got in the way.  I got the equipment set up and tested, so the basics were in place. However, my partner didn't show and I didn't get all the pre-production finished that I would have liked.

I'm trying to focus on the positive these days, and I can take heart in that I've gotten closer to my goal than I was a few, blurry weeks prior.

Onward... I guess.

What a week

It's the end of the week.

What's more, it's the end of a vacation week, and in advance of my vacation I had promised myself that I wouldn't end it by having nothing more to show for it than a pile of clean laundry.

As I write this, I am finishing up a load of whites.

But: I am resolute in pointing out that although I didn't take a class, nor visit an exotic locale, neither was the time wasted.  I spent all of Monday and other times this week with my son, playing and talking and playing some more. There's a deficit there that needed addressing, and we both benefited from it.

I downloaded and read from top-to-bottom Chris Hardwick's "The Nerdist Way - How to Reach the Next Level (In Real Life)."  I thoroughly enjoyed this book.  It helps that I've been a fan of Hardwick's for years, cementing an affection for his ethos and his personality.  Not only is he funny and smart, he is also sincere and sufficiently deep that I would pay for his advice on how to improve my own mental/physical/spiritual throughput. I'm glad that I did.

This detour into self-improvement is part of a building and evolving need within me, an acknowledgment that well, shit is fucked up around here (around here being inside my head and anywhere within my realm of influence). I'm dissatisfied with so many things these days, even with the results of past efforts to change them over the medium-term.

It reminds me of my reaction to news of someone's suicide (anyone's in general). It's a common and healthy reaction, perhaps you've had it as well. Upon hearing that someone took their own life out of depression and desperation, you think to yourself: "How could someone do that? My God, if things are that bad, you can always..." with the "dot, dot, dot" being progressively more outrageous options to snuffing out the only life you're guaranteed to have. Things like: like changing your name, shaving your head and moving far, far away; anything that breaks the cycle of desperation.

It's funny though; that cycle looks different from the inside. I'm not suicidal or even depressed, but I've been fairly desperate lately, for a good while.  Things have been unsatisfying for some time, for more than one reason. One reason is that I'm just not pleased with my current situation as a whole.

Another is my inability to appreciate the good things with which I am surrounded on a daily basis (which I know is stupid, but there it is).  I've got family who cares about me, friends also, and a full-time job that could be way, way worse, even aside from not having one at all. Part of the problem is that all these great pieces don't fit together; it's like they're parts from different puzzles, and I can't figure out why my beautiful city skyline has a blue whale in the middle of it.

Finally, I've tried to deal with this uncomfortable arrangement of mental furniture by inebriating myself, numbing my head to the aforementioned "yuck" sensations. Not too much, but more than is good. Sadly, it hasn't worked to a sufficient degree, and what's worse, it has seriously eroded into the qualities I liked about myself: my intellect, and my sense of humor.  Without these, I am nothing.

In addition to intoxication, I just eat like crap most of the time, get almost no exercise and treat myself like a cheap rental car in general. It all came into focus this week during a dental exam where the results of a year's shitty maintenance threw bad teeth, gums and high blood pressure to the forefront. Do you know how bad it must be when a dentist stops and says: "Hmm, let's stop and check your BLOOD PRESSURE?" Not even in this guy's wheelhouse.  This is like a chiropractor saying: "Let's set your spine aside and examine this GAPING WOUND for a minute." It's gotta be pretty bad.

And so this week, I've had time and presence of mind to get my head's shit together, enough to make a few rational, calm decisions.  This has given me some hope, which in turn helps me make better decisions, etc.

Happily and by the way, I've had an acquaintance ("friend?" I guess you could say that) respond to a recent anguished cry into the universe (or as I call it: "Facebook") with a sympathetic pat on the back and  a supportive nod. I could have cried when I received this unexpected gesture of solidarity, and it meant the world to me. This is to say nothing of the oodles of bolstering provided by my wife and some others in my regular realm of social interaction, but the unexpectedness of it was truly touching.

I don't want to overstate it, but this week has certainly seen a definite improvement.  And I didn't even have to shave my head!

Rubber neckers

Rubber neckers
Rubber neckers
With your little rubber peckers

Is a lane closed, perhaps construction?
 We dawdle in a road without obstruction

Drive, drive!
Just drive.

Like a school of retarded fish
You seem to forget our common wish

To achieve on time our destination
I'm astounded by your procrastination

Is someone hurt, is someone dead?
My front row seat for a pulverized head

Your halting progress makes no sense
Pausing to gawk at cars with dents

If dented cars you wish to see
Just press the gas, and look at me