i am a rich man

I got a new watch yesterday, my first in years. I am a clumsy oaf, and my tendency to shear the watch from the band frustrated me so much that i gave up on wristwatches. Plus, i'm rarely far from a pda or phone, lessening their perceived value.
i found their value when i started hiking on my lunch hour, &
needed to be back at a certain time. Now, i've got a watch so cheap, its maker doesn't have a website! The thing's almost disposable. Am i not a rich man?