I feel like a dinosaur

I have been trying to put more workout days on the calendar, and three days ago, we did legs. Two days thereafter, the pain fairy arrived, leaving my legs tender. My gait closely matched that of the velociraptor from Jurassic Park, as I pick my knees up a little too high with each step.

I picture myself in 5 years, just as pudgy and weak, but having spent the intermittent years beating the crap out of myself; knees aching, muscles scarred internally, I will continue my piecemeal, ignorant quest to, as Lester Burnham put it: "look good naked."